The Delightful Sausage
Award-winning absurdist comedy double act


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Cold Hard Cache now streaming on NextUp

Our debut show is now streaming on NextUp

It's safe to say that Cold Hard Cache has exceeded our wildest dreams. It turned out to be an unexpectedly huge task and we couldn't have done it without a ton of support. Everybody who helped us along the way will get a commemorative plate thrown at their window, just before the break of dawn.

If you've seen the show and now somebody who you think would love it, please contact the police immediately. If you've seen the show and didn't care for it, why not send a tweet? See what difference that makes.      

Our top 5 NextUp shows:

Anna Mann: A Sketch Show For Depressives
A peerless hour of character comedy. Fuck off, we love it!

The Alasdair Beckett-King Mysteries
A wonderful debut from the Vegan Waxwork and suspected alter-ego of the Croydon Cat Strangler. 

Pat Cahill: D.O.T.T
We love Mister Cahill a great deal. Catch this fantastic show and see why.

Brennan Reece: Everglow
Top lad, destined to be a household name. 

Fern Brady: Male Comedienne
An absolutley blinding show. Bold, searing and hilarious. Fun fact, Fern is wanted for murder. 

Christopher Cantrill