The Delightful Sausage
Award-winning absurdist comedy double act


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Hey, big lad! Fancy a Quickie?


We wrote and performed in a short sketch for BBC Three! It’s about how the internet and how it is a terrible and sexy place.

It was directed by Tom Levinge and stars the fantastic Jayne Edwards and Sunil Patel. To be honest, Sunil was thrust upon us as he was the only non-white actor available for the budget. Our only other option was the white In Cahoot.

It’s fun and has rightly earned us a fortune. Please watch and share with the coolest dudes you know. Do not send it to any nerds.

Watch it here:

Christopher Cantrill