Cold Hard Cache

A sketch comedy about the Internet & yeast

The Delightful Sausage are Yorkshire's leading father/son double act. Emerging from the dying music hall scene with a debut hour of sketch comedy nonsense.  

In Cold Hard Cache, Chris and Amy take audiences on a hilarious tour the Internet in a unique show packed with energetic sketches, terrifying illustrations and yeast. Lots of yeast.

This 2017 show established the duo as rising cult stars of the comedy circuit. It was named as ''The Best Shows of Edinburgh Fringe 2017' by The Skinny and listed as one of the 'Three to See' by ThreeWeeks. The show subsequently toured the UK, including a run at the prestigious Soho Theatre. It has also been recorded for comedy streaming service, NextUp

It's surreal, cult comedy for those who seek truth in the runes and walk across vast lunar moonscapes to get great value on their weekly shop.


"One of the best adverts for modern alternative comedy you could ever wish to see"
Ed Fest Mag

"Inventive and increasingly hysterical"
The Skinny - 'Best Shows of the Fringe 2017'

"The duo's first fringe show and it's a belter. Keep an eye on them."
ThreeWeeks - 'Three to See'


★★★★ - ThreeWeeks

★★★★ - Mumble Comedy

★★★★★ - Chuss Reviews

★★★★ - ShortCom

★★★★ - Ed Fest Mag

★★★★ - The Skinny