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A debut sketch comedy adventure about The Internet, meeting facilitation and yeast. Lots of yeast. The show made its debut at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in the year of our Moth-Lord 2017. You can watch the show on NextUp, here

 ©Andy Hollingworth

©Andy Hollingworth

A sketch comedy about The Internet & yeast

'Cold Hard Cache' is the debut comedy adventure from The Delightful Sausage, AKA Chris Cantrill and Amy Gledhill.

This hilarious tour takes you to the darkest corners of The Internet in a unique show packed with energetic sketches, unsettling illustrations and yeast. Lots of yeast.

Surreal, cult comedy for those who seek truth in the runes and walk across vast lunar moonscapes to get great value on their weekly shop.


"One of the best adverts for modern alternative comedy you could ever wish to see." Ed Fest Mag, ★★★★

"Inventive and increasingly hysterical" The Skinny - 'Best shows of the Fringe 2017' ★★★★

"The show brims with ideas and creativity" ThreeWeeks - 'Three to See', ★★★★

"Raw funny talent" Short Com, ★★★★

"Refreshing beyond belief" Mumble Comedy, ★★★★

"An immensely polished, well-written acid trip." Chuss Reviews, ★★★★★

As featured on BBC Radio 4's, Broadcasting House (13/08/17)

UK Tour 2017/18 - Past Dates

GLASGOW | Chunks! @ Mcphabbs | 25th Sept
LONDON | Upstream Comedy Festival @ Hackney Attic | 7th Oct
YORK | 50 Years of Theatre @ York St John | 18th Oct
LONDON | NextUp Recording @ The Bill Murray | 25th Oct
HULL | Hull Comedy Festival @ Kardomah 64 | 7th Nov
LONDON | Soho Theatre | 1st - 3rd Feb, 10.30pm | Tickets
LEICESTER | Leicester Comedy Festival @ Brewdog | 9th Feb, 8pm | Tickets


Cold Hard Cache is currently on tour around the Divided Kingdom*. If you would like to see some Sausage in your area, drop us a line.


*Keep the politics with the bourbons, i.e. in the biscuit tin.


A sneak peek of our upcoming UK tour. See the show that made one middle-aged lady have a nose bleed.

 ©Andy Hollingworth

©Andy Hollingworth